Chaos' Recreational Activities:
Bathin' the Bish
A short fic
By Chaos Angel

Warning: PWP plain and simple. Most characters are a little OOC, except Chaos and the list that is... Done in like ten minutes so be gentle. Oh yeah, shameless self-insertion and extreme silliness ha ha ^_^; Archive: If you want to, I won't mind. Knock yourself out. Couple: Chaos and Ryoga ^_^;

The way this started off was Chaos got to pick a bishounen of his very own as a prize for saying something profound on the list.

" Give that boy a bishounen," the list cried. Elated Chaos' eyes watered and became all anime squiggly.

" Do I get to choose which one I get," he asked as tried to look as cute and vulnerable as possible.

" Of course you do," says Rhonda with a wink. As she answers one of said bishounen begins to jump up and down exitedly with his hand raised, his bandanna jarred from his forehead falls into his eyes.

" Ooh ooh, pick me, Chaos, pick me," said Ryoga, ignoring the dirty lookm Ranma was giving him.

" Hmmm," said Chaos, " I'll take the the hyper one with the bandanna. Oooh fangs, kinky..." Rhonda lept into the Kennel o'bishounen and grabbed Ryoga by the hand. Setting him on a table she began to coat him in chocolate, whipped cream and a variety of other sugar filled condiments. Satisfied that she had layed enough sugar to keep Chaos wired forever, she used her uncanny skills of leverage to hoist the gooey pretty boy over her head and gently toss him to Chaos.

" Have fun you two," Rhonda said, proud of herself at the lovely decorating job.

" Oh my," said Chaos as he flashed the chocolate coated beauty a sexy feral grin that put even Ryoga's own to shame. (makes ya'll melt don't it ::flashes the smile again::) " You are a sticky one aren't you. Come on to my room, and I'll give you a bath."

" Well it'll have to be a hot bath," said Ryoga shyly from underneath his chocolate skin. " I'm don't have all that much sex appeal when I gat hit with cold water."

" Sweetie, that's a problem most guys deal with... Oh you mean that curse thing. Don't worry I entend to bathe you with my tongue." Chaos made a flirtacious lick at Ryoga's cheek. Ryoga made some incoherent noises from in his candy prison.

Upon reaching his room, which had magically appeared from conjugal-bedroom-space, Chaos gently placed his burden on the bed, closing the door behind him. He grinned as he heard the subsequent dissapointed voices from the other side of the door. Peeking his head out he whispered the reassurance that he would write a fic about it later.

" Now to get started," he said with that same cocky feral smile. After waving his hands and exercising his fan fiction writer powers, Chaos was devoid of clothing. Proudly displaying his manhood for Ryoga to see. The candy coating around Ryoga cock began to crack slightly. Chaos smiled to himself, he knew what that meant. Acting fast, he dove into the bed onto the bishounen, covering himself with the looser topings such as whipped cream. He might as well get a bath too, he reasoned.

Starting at the top, Chaos quickly began to nip at the chocolate around Ryoga's ears. He bit off all traces of candy, but still began to swirl his tongue in the lost boy's ear. The small sound of cracking gave evidence of Ryoga's further arousal. Using his hands, he freed the rest of Ryoga's head, save the lips which he used his own mouth to clean. Ryoga opened his mouth, inviting his host in, Chaos avidly accepted, his tongue entering and ravashing the bandanna'd boy.

Working his way down, Chaos steadily worked at "cleaning" Ryoga's neck. The chocolate was quickly eaten through, but Chaos continued to slowly lick and suck at Ryoga's muscled neck. Ryoga, unable to move, could only moan his enjoyment, each time Chaos found one of his more sensitive spots.

Again using his hands, Chaos removed the large plates of candy coating that covered Ryoga's chest, stomach, arms, and back. Placing those in the freezer, Chaos promised to save those for later. At once feeling the effects of the now rampant sugar high, Chaos went ento a frenzy, licking and sucking Ryoga's nipples. The lost boy groaned as he used his own strength to lift Chaos' lips to his own, savagely thrusting his tongue into the fic writers mouth.

" Oh, you're pretty strong!" said Chaos as their lip lock sated. Ryoga only nodded and flexed the muscles on his arms and chest. " Oh that makes me so horny," answered Chaos as he tore at the remaining chocolate on the bishounen's legs. All that was left was a small bikini underwear shaped patch of chocolate which covered what Chaos referred to as "the fun parts". Ryoga looked at Chaos with pleading eyes. " Nah, I think that I'll just leave you like this. Maybe come back in a week..." he Chaos said playfully.

" Hey, I thought this was a porn fic, not a tourture fic," said Ryoga, letting his normal extreme melodrama seep into his voice.

" Just kidding," said Chaos as he swooped down and snatched away the last bit of chocolate with his teeth. Ryoga's violent erection sprang forth from it's somewhat magical supression. Chaos eyed it, drool spilling from his mouth. Leaning over he kissed Ryoga one more time, teasing the lost boy's nipple with his left hand, while slowly stroking his cock with his right.

" What was that for," asked Ryoga out of breath from the fervent kissing.

" Just a memory, you won't be seeing my face for a while..." said Chaos as he quickly swallowed Ryoga's erection. Ryoga spasmed from the instand stimulation, whacking his head on the wooden headboard. He's a strong boy he was okay ^_^ Working the entire lenghth in his mouth and down his throat, Chaos covered all of Ryoga's cock with warm saliva, before coming back up for air. Whe swirled his tongue around the bandanna'd martial artists' cock head, teasing the clear pre-cum into beading on the tip. Lapping it up, Chaos swallowed Ryoga yet again, this time continuing to work his tongue across the entire length, pausing only to give special attention to the underside of the helmet. Ryoga's breaths were limited to short gasps as Chaos teased him into release. Resufacing, Chaos flashed that smile again, licking at the sides of his mouth for any cum he may have missed. ( it's a precious commodity when it comes from the right place)

Chaos then gave Ryoga a look. Not a scary look, but one that let Ryoga know what his whishes. Nodding his approval, Ryoga turned around, his stomach on the bed. He then wordlessly lifted himself to his hands and knees. Chaos leaned over him and whispered in his ear.

" You're makin' it seem like an unpleasant thing?"

" Oh no, it's not, I just want you to know you have my permission." Ryoga gasped. Chaos had reinserted his tongue in the lost boy's ear.

" Oh, well then, hold up, lemme access lube-space real quick." Deftly reaching into thin air, Chaos produced a bottle of something that look...well...wet. He squirted a copious amount between the cleft of Ryoga's ass, working his fingers into the puckered hole. Ryoga gasped through clenched teeth at the penetration, though Chaos quickly located the "spot" and Ryoga's discomfort quickly changed to pleasure.

Satisfied that Ryoga was stretched enough for a comfortable accomodation (for both of them) Chaos spread the lube on his own throbbing erection. Sliding into Ryoga, Chaos' eyes slid to half mast at the warm and silky feeling of Ryoga's sheath. Ryoga arched his back as Chaos colided with the nerves which made him tremble. Chaos began to thrust slowly at first, but was quickly spurred by Ryoga's sudden barrage of dirty talk. (I did say OOC didn't I) Using his profound muscular strength, Ryoga found he could flex his muscled opening, making Chaos gasp at the first tightened spasm. Snaking his hand around Ryoga, Chaos grabbed the lost boy's penis and began stroking in time with his own thrust. (Oh man I'm blushing so hard right now) He felt Ryoga's seed as it landed on his hand, the bandanna'd martial artist's ass, spasming in the throes of orgasm, stimulated Chaos onto his own. Gently sinking his teeth in Ryoga's neck, Chaos experienced growled as he came in Ryoga's ass. Starting with the slight indentations his teeth made, Chaos began to kiss and suck at Ryoga's neck as they both began to fall gently from the heights of their play.

Sliding out slowly and gently, Chaos joined his lips to Ryoga's in a medly of lashing tongues. They were startled when they heard a knock at the door. Using his fanfic powers, Chaos and Ryoga were at once reclothed, though Chaos' hair was a dead give-away. Chaos answered the door, to see Ranma standing outside, impatiently tapping his foot.

" I'd like to have my boyfriend back please," he said, more than a little annoyed. Chaos put his hand to his chin, and with a somewhat bored expression, pretended to think.

" Uuuuuuuummmmmmmm......no," he said, " but I wouldn't be adverse to a threesome..." Ranma seemed to put a whole lot of thought inot how he jumped into Chaos' bed from the door; he really did, it just doesn't look likr it, because we all know how easily distracted these guys are...

The End????

This was just bare bones of what I can really do when I'm thinking about it. This was just a silly romp in the umm, bedroom. But it'll be even better in an actual fic... Can't wait can you, huh? Huh?