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Warning: Absolute silliness and sexual suggestions......
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There comes a time in every couples lives together......usually in the beginning when they have to work certain things out it's in this time, that the relationship is trying desperately to balance itself out. A time where everything is at stake, will they stay together or break apart and kill each other, it's this time that we are looking at.....mainly because we're all sadist. Now let's look at the first section.
Ranma & Ryoga: Pet names
Ranma: Hmph. I *like* Hunny bunny what's wrong with it?!
Ryoga: Other than the fact it sounds stupid?
Ranma: Ok then Booboo
Ryoga: No.
Ranma: Snookie?
Ryoga: No.
Ranma: Suga daddy?
Ryoga: NO!
Ranma: Oooooogie?
Ryoga: No.
Ranma: My little sex piglet of love!
Ryoga: No that's just twisted Ranma....
Ranma: How about my snuggly wuggly little sugary boo boo baby bear!
Ryoga: *shudders*
Hiei & Kurama: Pet names
Kurama: How about-
Hiei: No!
Kurama: But I didn't ev-
Hiei: No.
Kurama: Bu-
Hiei: NO!
Kurama: *pouts then smiles mischeviously* Fine! But your still my little fire-
Hiei: Don't say it.....
Kurama: *innocently* Say what? Firebaby?
Hiei: *eyebrow tick*
Kurama: But it's so moanable! Don't you think * takes on this deep porno star moany voice* Ohhhh firebaby.....Oohhh yes! YES! Right there ohhh ohhhhh * REALLY starts getting into it*
Hiei: Umm...Kurama! Were in the middle of a store and people are staring at us baka.
Kurama: * blushes and looks around at the shocked faces* Um eh eh heh....* Grabs a smirking Hiei and runs*
Duo & Heero: Pet names
Duo: He-chan......
Heero: * cocks his gun*
Duo: * sweatdrop* Um.....ok not that one....How about lover boy
Heero: * death glare*
Duo: Or not.... Hey I got it! How about Tiger! * licks his lips and makes that noise the original catwoman used to make and makes his fingers into claws, taking a teasing swipe at him.*
Heero: *eyes widen slightly* Do that again.
Duo: Oh so you like Tiger huh. * does it again*
Heero: *pounces him* No. But let's play Jungle boy again!
*sweatdrop* Um we aren't to that part yet! Hey you two cut it out!
Duo: * screaming at the top of his lungs* GO TARZAN GO!
* Bigger sweatdrop* OK! That's enough of that next couple!
Trowa & Quarte:
Quarte: I think ToTo is cute
Trowa:.....
Quarte: Ok then ToTo it is. *Sighs* I love you.
Trowa:.....
Well, that was hard.....
Onto our next section, now that we've gotten petnames out of the way....sorta. Let's move on to the next most difficult part of sharing a relationship....living with each other.
Ranma & Ryoga: Sharing the Bathroom
Ranma: Well that's dumb we always share the bathroom!
Good point skip you guys.
Hiei & Kurama: Sharing the Bathroom.
Kurama: Hiei! Where is my toothbrush?!
Hiei: Hn. * continues scraping the dried blood off his katana with Kurama's pink toothbrush*
Kurama: Hiei! Damnit I got you brillo pads to do that with!
Hiei: They scratch the finish.
Kurama* Takes his badly damaged toothbrush and pouts* Do you know how hard it is to find a Reach flexi-neck with use bar in pink?
Hiei: ..... Don't care.
Kurama: *Opens his mouth to say something the snaps it shut and silently fumes back into the bathroom repeating to himself under his breath* I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I won't kill him. I won't kill him. I won't kill him.
Heero & Duo:
Heero: * comes out of the bathroom grabbing Duo by his braid and dragging him back in*
Duo: Owowowowowowowow! What?!
Heero: * picks up the toothpaste* How hard is it to squeeze from the bottom?!
Duo: You dragged me in here because I didn't squeeze from the bottom?!
Heero: *glares* No not just that! * points to the towel rack* Uneven! They are supposed to hang at exactly 2 inches apart and 15 inches from the floor!
Duo: *blinks* Your kidding right.....
Heero: * glares again*
Duo: I'll take that as no.
Heero: And you didn't wipe out the tub...you left your shampoo in the shower and a towel on the floor! * clenches his teeth his nostrils flaring*
Duo: * sweatdrops* Um H-Heero.....are you feeling all right?
Heero: I'm fine your just a slob!
Duo: I am not a slob! I'm just not as anal as you are!
Heero: * smirks*
Duo: Oh that was low Heero... * stomps out of the room*
Heero: ....baka.
Quarte & Trowa: Sharing the bathroom
Quarte: Excuse me ToTo do you mind if I go first?
Trowa: ...
Quarte: I love you
Ok.....do you two ever fight?
Quarte: Fight? Why would we fight? * Looks at Trowa confused*
Trowa: ....
*shudders* Ok moving on.......
Ranma & Ryoga: Sharing the bed...
Ryoga: OUCH! Damnit Ranma get your elbow out of my side!
Ranma: I can't help it!
Ryoga: OW! Damnit Ranma! OW! Lay still! Dam- ERK.....
Ranma: Ooogie?
Ryoga: *high pitched voice* Damnit Ranma.
Ranma: *sweatdrop* Oops sorry! I didn't break it did I? Does it still work? AH ! It has to still work! * gropes around under the covers then sighs with relief* Yep it still works... mmmm does it work....
Ryoga: Um....Ranma.....Ranma.....Ranma were supposed to be going to sleep....Um Ranma! Oh....Ohhhhh
Hiei & Kurama: Sharing the bed
Kurama: * leaning out the window* Hiei! Come inside!
Hiei: Hn. No stupid fox I need to get some sleep.
Kurama: You can do that in the bed......
Hiei: Yeah right. And Botan's natural color is blue
Kurama: Aw come on Hiei- You mean she's not a natural blue head?
Hiei: Nope.
Kurama: *shakes his head* Anyway come to bed I'm tired....
Hiei: So am I, that's why I'm this tree now go to sleep baka.
Kurama:*decides to pull out the heavy artillery...poking out his bottom lip he bats his eyes* But the bed gets so cold and lonely when your not there....
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: * sniffs* Please....
Hiei: * grumbles something unpleasant under his voice and hops from the tree to the room. Kurama immediately grabs him and laughs wickedly*
Kurama: Gotcha. * carries him over to the bed nuzzling his neck*
Hiei: I always fall for it...
Heero & Duo: Sharing the bed
Heero: Duo...if you don't get your cold feet off me right now I'm going to break your toes....
Duo: Aw but Heero, I'm cold! And your so warm....*snuggles closer wiggling his toes against Heero's legs* Besides they'll be warm in a minute or two.
Heero: Duo....
Duo: Oh come on! I left you have the right side! The least you can do is let me warm my feet!
Heero: Get a pair of socks. I'm not a blanket.
Duo: No your much more snuggly than a blanket
Heero: *resigns to his fate and lets Duo snuggle against him cold feet and all* Duo quit poking me.
Duo: * grins wickedly*
Heero: Oh. Again?
Trowa & Quarte: Sharing a bed
Quarte: Trowa can we snuggle?
Trowa: *opens his arms and Quarte hops over* ....
*blinks* That's it? Man you two are boring!
Ah yes our couples have mastered the art of living together...now the true test of love patience and loyalty.
Ranma & Ryoga: Go grocery shopping
Ranma: I want the squid!
Ryoga: we have enough squid as it is Ranma. * looks down at the basketful of various kinds of squid*
Ranma: But we don't have the BBQ squid or the smoked squid or the-
Ryoga: No more squid Ranma!
Ranma: Aw come on just one more!
Ryoga: *sighs* Whatever Ranma.
Ranma *squeals and takes off down the aisle chanting* Squid squid squid squid
Ryoga:*shakes his head* What is his obsession with squid anyway?
Hiei & Kurama: Go Grocery shopping
Hiei: * stubbornly clinging to the carton while Kurama tries to pry it out of his hands* Want sweet snow.
Kurama: Why don't we get something else for a change ok? * flinches at the glare he recieves*
Hiei: Want sweet snow.
Kurama: Honey....no we already got you a treat now it's time for real food.
Hiei: Want sweet snow.
Kurama: Hiei let go of the carton.....
Hiei: Want-
Kurama: Ok you can have the damn ice cream!
* A woman passing by with three kids gives Kurama that coded mother look nodding Kurama picked Hiei up amongst much shouting and cursing and settled him in the child seat of the basket carton and all*
Kurama: I'm never taking you in to the grocery store again.
Hiei: Hn. * begins to open the carton and sticks his fingers in, only to have it pulled away*
Kurama: You can have some when we get home.
Hiei: *crosses his arms and frowns* Hn.
Heero & Duo: Go grocery shopping
Duo: *immediately upon entering the store made a run for the junkfood. Only to be brought up short by a tight fist on his braid*
Heero: We follow the list.
Duo: Oh come on!
Heero: * ignoring him pulls a layout of the store out of his shorts along with a long thin piece of paper and a pencil*
Duo: Your kidding right......sheesh Jungle boy this is grocery shopping not a mission!
Heero: ok if we go straight down this aisle it'll take up to the dairy section, and we'll have to pass the tea's cereal and the powdered chocolate milk mix. That should take us about 30 seconds altogether. From the dairy aisle we need to get to the can goods, which we can do by going left 15 paces and turning left again. Our brand is on the upper right hand shelf and from there we can easily get to the fruit and fresh vegetables by making a right and going 5 paces and the meat is 17 paces down from there. Move! * pushing the cart ahead and walking swiftly down the aisle Duo watched him with disbelief.*
Duo: other couples just go to the store to get food, not us.
Heero: Move it baka your throwing us off schedule!
Duo: Coming... *sighs*
*groans* Do I have to do Trowa and Quarte? *sighs*
Trowa & Quarte: Go grocery shopping
Quarte: *holding hands* Oh Trowa look! They have Earl Grey tea!
Trowa: ...
Quarte: Should I get the cheese puffs or the cream cheese scones?
Trowa:...
Quarte: Your right both...now where are those cookie cutters?
Our couples do Thanksgiving dinner:
I don't know how to write this so I'll blib it.
Hiei kills something that looks like a really big turkey in the Makai and brings it back,
Quarte, Ranma and Ryoga get queasy watching Kurama remove the insides.
Duo looks on in fascination and a disturbing kinda glee
Heero immediately takes to the tenderizing process for the turkey (the horror the horror) Hiei helps.
Trowa is given the job of acting like a typical male during this process and is sat down in front of the TV with Ryoga and Hiei given a beer and forced to watch the football
Duo is given the job of making mashed potatoes
Quarte gets to make bread
And Kurama is growing a salad while trying to save the poor turkey that Heero is 'tenderizing' to a second death. And sends him to the living room to be a guy....
And that's as far as I got sorry.....